Monday, January 13, 2025
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You will experience an intense craving for marshmallows today. But rather than just eating them plain, you will feel compelled to experiment and create a sophisticated marshmallow-based dish, perhaps a marshmallow-stuffed casserole or a fluffy marshmallow cake.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Move the matchstick close to your goats
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A chance meeting with a renowned chef will lead to a unforgettable culinary adventure culminating in a mouth-watering meal of honey-roasted ice cream.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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If you feel the need to make a wager, make sure it's not with your soul. And definitely don't wager with a mythical creature's soul. That's just rude.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Believe in fate: Trust that everything happens for a reason and embrace the opportunities that come your way.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will have a great idea today.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Be prepared for an unexpected reunion with a long-lost childhood imaginary friend who has unfortunately become an expert in cryptocurrency.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will encounter a group of synchronized dolphins performing a water ballet in the ocean.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you're feeling nervous, just remember: fake it 'till you make it. Unless you're an Aries, in which case, just be yourself.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll get an urge to join the army. Sadly, you'll be rejected for being too nice.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If you are in a meeting and can't understand what everyone is talking about, it's probably because they are all speaking a made-up language invented solely for the purpose of mocking you. Shake your head in disapproval, but secretly be flattered.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you'll stumble throughout an abandoned house, but will find absolutely nothing.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar