Saturday, January 11, 2025
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You will encounter a pushy person today. This could be in a traffic situation or perhaps in a social setting. It's okay to stand up for yourself and set boundaries.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will be visited by a talking teapot who will offer you words of wisdom over a cup of tea.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Meet your four-year-old self today
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, inside a mystery. Unravel yourself and see what's inside!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will be visited by a ghost.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will realize you have been walking around all day with your fly down. Reward yourself with a donut for being you.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your inner architect will be sparked by a night of wedging yourself into various shaped furniture.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Always remember to drink your ovaltine.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Maybe water your plants, or don't, who cares?
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your pet rock is looking especially cool today. I'm sure it would love for you to take it to a petting zoo.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A normally mild-mannered person will erupt in a fit of rage over an insignificant matter. Stay out of their way.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you have errands to run today, consider swimming there instead of walking or driving.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar