Monday, January 6, 2025
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You will have an unexpected encounter with a squirrel today. Be prepared for a sudden diversion in your plans.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A spider encounter will remind you of the importance of patience and persistence. Just like a spider carefully crafts its web, you too can craft your own destiny with careful planning and attention to detail.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Wrestle with a ninja Aquarius
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You are more likely to get a hug today than a cup of coffee.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You'll receive a proposal today. It will be written in fortune cookie form.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your partner is the one who will put the salad on the table in front of you today. Do not worry, they will make it a lovely one.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Ride a buffalo with a tall Gemini
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The best things in life are free. Especially if you stole them.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will suddenly become convinced you want to get married and have children, and will start trying to design your wedding dress
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A penny picked up today will bring you luck and prosperity. Remember to appreciate the small moments and the little things in life that can bring joy and richness.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you'll start suffering from violent gutter rages.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll be invited to a really cool party, but it'll be in your honour so you'll have to go.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
