Sunday, January 5, 2025
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Set up some Swedes with your work colleagues.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today is a good day to break out of your routine and try a new hairstyle. Shoulder-length mushroom cuts are always in style.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will be given instruction manual to R2D2
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will accidentally turn your shower into a portal to a tropical island. Enjoy the impromptu vacation!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will be serenaded by a chorus of singing frogs during a moonlit stroll in the park.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will receive a letter that you have been waiting for. It will be written in a language you can't understand.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Don't clean your room today, the mess will be beneficial for you in the future.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You've accidentally-on-purpose broken a traffic light.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A chance encounter with a charismatic and eccentric artist will lead to an invitation to join them in an epic quest to discover the meaning of life through interpretive dance.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll suddenly gain phenomenal knowledge of jazz music, so you'll be able to accurately describe every famous musician in detail.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will watch the sun rise, and will somehow realize that you don't want it ever to set again
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you'll find an eggplant that is so is so expensive.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
