Wacky Horoscopes

You will find a lost library book that is overdue by 10 years.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

The best thing about Switzerland is I don't have to choose either Alps or Beach.

20 Apr – 20 May

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Unless you're a seer, in which case it's better to just go to the crystal ball store.

21 May – 20 Jun

A random street sign will give you profound philosophical insights today.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Learn horsemanship skills to impress a Taurus rider lol

23 Jul – 22 Aug

There will be no chocolate in your advent calendar for the rest of the year. Sorry.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You'll stumble upon an underground club devoted to knitting sweaters for cats.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

If you're feeling restless today, consider taking up a new hobby. Archery is a great hobby for releasing stress (literally).

23 Oct – 21 Nov

It might rain chocolate today.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Today, you'll uncover a forgotten box of childhood keepsakes, filled with trinkets that hold sentimental value and bring a warm smile to your face.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You will find a four-leaf clover today. Don't eat it, it looks disgusting and is probably poisonous.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

A new career as a DJ may be in the cards for you, but only if you're ready to make the leap.

19 Feb – 20 Mar