Monday, December 30, 2024
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You should always talk to your plants.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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At 7pm GMT you will be stuck in traffic due to a moose on the road
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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An Aquarius in Canada will save your life today.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today is a good day to try a new hobby, especially one that involves an outlet for your creativity. Avoid hunting, puppet-making, and marmoset wrestling unless you have prior experience.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will learn how to play the bagpipes.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Before fixing anything in the house, make sure everyone knows it is broken.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will suddenly find yourself transported into a strange alternate universe full of magic and wonders, but without any of the usual nonsense of everyday life
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Watch a fire with a smooth Gemini.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will realize you don't need to charge your phone anymore.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies rearranging your flower beds into intricate crop circles.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will suddenly feel a desire to clean up your garden and will start digging a hole
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your pet goldfish will reveal its true identity as a reincarnated pirate seeking buried treasure.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
