Tuesday, December 24, 2024
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You can't resist clicking on Clickbait.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you'll find yourself baking an epic pie, but will be frustrated by how difficult it is to cut it into slices.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You've been feeling a bit run down lately. Today would be a great day to relax. Put your feet up and have a drink. You've earned it.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Do not fear the reaper, but do fear your printer when it runs out of ink.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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For the first time in history, an ant will win a Nobel Prize. Unfortunately, no one will know, because you're the only one who can understand their speech.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will discover a secret superpower. Learn to levitate!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will accidentally turn your bathtub into a hot tub time machine.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will encounter a group of synchronized dolphins performing a water ballet in the ocean.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will be serenaded by a choir of opera-singing parrots during your morning commute. Enjoy the musical interlude!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your alarm clock will transform into a magical talking owl. Prepare to solve mysteries.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will dream about a deceased relative.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you get your ear pierced today, you will find true love as a result.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
