Sunday, December 22, 2024
-
A strike will disrupt your plans to meet your mother for brunch - enjoy your Turkish eggs in peace anyway.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
-
Time to update your 'list of things to do before you die' list: "wear sunscreen", "don't eat spicy foods", "drink milk", and "have a list of things to do before you die."
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
-
Today you will try using your hands like feet when you walk
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
-
Today you will realize why people always laugh at your definition of "boring"
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
-
Today you will happen upon an unworldly metal tree.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
-
Shake hands with the Lord of England
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
-
Visit a fortune teller
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
-
All your food will today start to taste like chocolate
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
-
No matter how busy you get, you will make time to water your plants and nurture your loved ones.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
-
A mug will unexpectedly explode today, shedding ceramic shrapnel everywhere. Fortunately, the mess will be easy to clean thanks to your exemplary hygiene.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
-
A chance encounter with a celebrity will lead to a misunderstanding that will require an awkward explanation to avoid any repercussions.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
-
You may find yourself attracted to statues today. Do your best to resist this attraction. It is not appropriate to make out with a statue, regardless of how much it looks like Ryan Gosling.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
