Thursday, December 12, 2024
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Today you will find 210 euros on the sidewalk and will ask cleaning lady if she wants it. She'll say no, but you'll keep it anyway
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will find a romantic partner at the bottom of a well.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will be told that one of your ancestors is a Roman emperor
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You have a unique talent! Use it to win the goldfish lottery.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Find a fairy altar and allow nature spirits to influence your decisions
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will be very popular today. Everyone will want to be your friend.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An alignment of the stars indicates a strong desire to connect with your inner child by diving into a pit of mud puddles like when you were younger, with no concern for your clothes.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Don't underestimate the power of tattoo removal today.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will learn how to cook and will have homemade meals every day
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you'll discover an amazingly amnesiac mouse living in your attic.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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While running on the treadmill, you will suddenly fly into your ceiling.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your favourite pair or socks will start rapping about your wardrobe.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
