Wednesday, December 11, 2024
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Today you'll start suffering from violent gutter rages.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A new adventure awaits you, but first, you must answer the call of nature.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will be a coward for a few moments
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your reflection in the mirror will reveal more than just your physical appearance. Prepare to be overcome with emotions and contemplate your deepest truths.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will exercise your newfound powers to summon a glitter tornado
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your Toyotomi will turn into a robo-car, demanding you take him on a road trip. Embrace the robot adventure.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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It's hard to be humble when you're an Aries.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will get super bad fuel economy. The lesson is there all along.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will find you can breathe underwater. Don't try this at home.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Topple a domino today
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your star sign is known for being sensible and responsible. Make sure to put aside some time for wild adventures and ridiculous risks!
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have a fleeting desire to move to a castle and live like royalty, preferably in the countryside.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
