Tuesday, December 10, 2024
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Good vibes only today! You possess the power to radiate positive energy, so use it to brighten someone's day and brighten your own outlook.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will have an unexpected run-in with a former colleague today. Don't let the nostalgia overtake you; instead, use this opportunity to reconnect and network for future possibilities. You never know where life will take you.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Let your friend borrow your towel, it'll dry them up emotionally.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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The traffic lights will turn green just for you.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you're unemployed, today is a good day to start planning your own space colony.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will accidentally turn your cat into a dragon, and chaos will ensue
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware! rogue cantaloupes plotting evil schemes.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If someone mentions the word 'warranty' today, run. Run fast and don't look back. This is an omen of imminent danger.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's when you know you've been reading too much astrological forecasts.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A rainbow will follow you everywhere you go today, spreading joy and glitter.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will discover new meanings in old sayings like "it's raining cats and dogs out there". Hopefully, it's just raining cats and not dogs.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will forget to close your front door on your way out, and you know that you'll have to hide from the police
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
