Monday, November 25, 2024
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A small ghost shall reside in your sock drawer from this day forth. Do not fret, for it comes bearing gifts of good tidings.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will find 210 euros on the sidewalk and will ask cleaning lady if she wants it. She'll say no, but you'll keep it anyway
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today would be a great day to start a new book, maybe something by P.L. Travers.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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A mischievous leprechaun will guide you to a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Don't forget to share!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will surreptitiously check if travelers to Mars are slowly growing tails
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You have to play a drinking game with your boss.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A misunderstanding about the proper use of an asterisk will lead to unnecessary confusion and drama. Avoid using asterisks today unless you're absolutely sure what they mean.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll soon have to decide whether you want to be a #GBBO or a #MKR.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Start a band called "The 9th of July".
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Sometimes you have to choose your battles. Today, the battle is your own bad jokes.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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That Uber account is expensive enough without your cat's penchant for carousing.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Get into bed with an Egyptian Taurus.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
