Friday, November 15, 2024

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  Today you will meet a girl at a festival who will convince you to hug her

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  You will eat three ice creams today. One for you, one for the road, and one for the finish line.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  A caterpillar will creep onto your shoulder today while you're outdoors. Don't bother brushing it off; somehow, this caterpillar knows the secrets of the universe, and if you listen closely to its subtle vibrations, you too will understand the meaning of life.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  The clouds will part ways, revealing a message just for you: a secret clue to a hidden treasure. Grab your shovel and start digging in your backyard for a windfall.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  No one knows the name of a shape that looks like a hook.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Today you will be given a pack of puppy dogs to look after.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  From situational reactions to poignant emotional insights, your GIF game will be strong and on point.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Your ability to find the perfect present for every occasion, tailored to the unique interests and desires of the recipient, will be revered by all.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  The postal service will deliver an incredible package containing your favourite type of candy.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Only listen to Leos if they are Australian.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Stop being so negative. There's at least one thing you can be positive about: your awesome and unique personality!

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Today you will eat a delicious slice of pie and will start dating a bartender

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar