Wednesday, November 13, 2024
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Auspiciously, your day will be filled with compliments. Your hair looks great today. That said, try to avoid any shrimp.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will forget what you were worried about last night as soon as you wake up. Unfortunately, the anxiety will simply transfer to a different aspect of your life, manifesting as an intense fear of teleportation. Try to stay grounded today (literally and metaphorically).
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Topple a domino today
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, nothing bad can happen
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Eat lunch with a Scorpio man
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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People will notice your new haircut.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Beware of rogue pigeons attempting to steal your lunch today.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll become rich and famous overnight but only if you get rid of that stash of nudes in your basement.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will find a four-leaf clover today. Unfortunately, it will be radioactive. This will lead to a complicated situation that you probably don't want to find yourself in.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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At the dinner party, everyone will try to outdrink one another. Or you will confuse the white wine for ruining it.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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What you seek is seeking you.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Some people say that you can't have it all. But they are wrong. You can have anything you want. Just believe in yourself.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
