Friday, November 1, 2024
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There is no such thing as a spoon.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Visit an alchemist for a potion
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will accidentally turn around
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your lucky numbers today are 6-6-6.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will receive an unsolicited visit from your son and daughter in-law and will not be allowed to leave until you've finished eating all of their home cooked meals.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you'll find an incredibly lifelike fashion doll inside your washing machine.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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If you can read this, you are too close to the television.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A flock of seagulls will gather outside your window and sing you a song.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will feel an irresistible urge to finish your homework before going to bed
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A groundhog in the distance will think you look like a tree, do not let this bother you.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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It is written in the stars that you will live until you are 92 years old.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll accidentally turn into a cat, and realize you don't know where you've been all day.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
