Tuesday, October 29, 2024
-
Time to put away your stamp collection. You'll never finish it anyway.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
-
There is a spider in your shoe.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
-
You've lost a sock in the dryer. Unfortunately, it will not be found tonight.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
-
If you touch a fish in your sleep, it means you'll meet your soul mate by water
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
-
Are you ready for the challenge?
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
-
Your ability to find the perfect present for every occasion, tailored to the unique interests and desires of the recipient, will be revered by all.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
-
Don't try footwear on in-store then search for a cheaper version online, only to find it doesn't fit quite right. Just buy the darn shoes.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
-
You'll be asked to bring a salad to a party, so you will make a potato salad.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
-
You'll dream of a lovers meeting, and then meet them the next day.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
-
There are multiple reasons why your personal life has been so exhausting lately. At least one of them is that you have an abnormally high number of unpaid speeding tickets.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
-
Today is a good day to adopt an elderly cat. Somehow this cat will increase your social media following, despite being eternally grumpy in all of your posts.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
-
What happens in Vegas today, stays in Vegas. Unless you tell everyone.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
