Saturday, October 26, 2024
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You have always wanted to write a book.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will wake up with a mysterious foreign object in your pocket: a smooth, black stone adorned with delicate white etchings that you don't remember picking up.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your new spirit animal is the elusive office stapler; channel its steadfast dedication to holding things together.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will soon be receiving good news.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you're feeling anxious today, consider taking some deep breaths and focusing on your breath for a few minutes. There are meditation apps if you need help with this.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will discover a new, more efficient way to fold your clothes. Unfortunately, it will involve dancing while singing the national anthem. Nonetheless, you will gain new appreciation for your clothing organization.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You've just inherited an enormous castle in France. Be sure to take lots of selfies!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Allow a psychopomp of funerals to ally you with a grizzly
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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An owl will come and bring you some happiness.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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In Japanese mythology, a half-tiger, half-girl creature was said to have walked the earth. Her name was Ayamaleya. Today, you will discover a new appreciation for hybrid animals.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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An uncanny ability to communicate with aquatic life will reveal itself, leading to an unforgettable underwater adventure with a friendly pod of dolphins.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A mischievous leprechaun will guide you to a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Don't forget to share!
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar