Friday, October 25, 2024
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Today, you will forever change the shape of the gene tree.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A bubble will appear on your ceiling today.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your partner is feeling snuggly.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your pillow will develop the ability to read your dreams and provide insightful analysis in the morning.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You're the type of person who likes to take the scenic route.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will learn that it's impossible to cross your legs in the same position twice in a row
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Shoot a gale with a feather
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You have previously owned a shellsuit.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your favourite pair of socks will vanish into another dimension.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A conscience is like a boat, you know you need one, but you're not sure why.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Don't buy any houses today. If you do, they'll be haunted.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A cryptic message from an alternate dimension will arrive in your inbox. Be cautious of what you believe and ponder the vastness of the universe and the possibilities that exist beyond our realm.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
