Friday, October 25, 2024
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Today, you will forever change the shape of the gene tree.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A bubble will appear on your ceiling today.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your partner is feeling snuggly.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your pillow will develop the ability to read your dreams and provide insightful analysis in the morning.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You're the type of person who likes to take the scenic route.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will learn that it's impossible to cross your legs in the same position twice in a row
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Shoot a gale with a feather
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You have previously owned a shellsuit.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your favourite pair of socks will vanish into another dimension.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A conscience is like a boat, you know you need one, but you're not sure why.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Don't buy any houses today. If you do, they'll be haunted.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A cryptic message from an alternate dimension will arrive in your inbox. Be cautious of what you believe and ponder the vastness of the universe and the possibilities that exist beyond our realm.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
