Monday, October 21, 2024
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A unexpected encounter with a squirrel will remind you of the beauty in the mundane.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Take an ionizing shower with a Virgo
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your favourite pair of socks will mysteriously vanish, only to reappear as a hat on a passing pigeon.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will receive an unexpected windfall in the form of a large fish.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will discover a hidden talent for communicating with aliens through interpretive dance.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Beware of your friends swapping your toothpaste with rainbow-colored frosting
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have a deep, philosophical conversation with a relative you rarely see. Whether it's about the meaning of life, the existence of aliens, or the proper way to load a dishwasher, it will leave you feeling enriched and grateful for people in your life.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A secret admirer shall reveal themselves to you in a most unexpected fashion. Should they approach you with a lyrical sonnet, rest assured it is meant for your ears only.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will become friends with a psychic squirrel who predicts your future.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Expect some confusion today. You will find yourself with extra potatoes but will have no idea where they came from or how to dispose of them.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will stumble upon a secret underground society of talking squirrels. They have a lot to say.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There is no such thing as ghosts. You're safe.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
