Saturday, October 19, 2024

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  There is something you need to let go of. The thing you need to let go of is your attachment to this prediction.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  You will win the lottery.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Your usual route to work is obstructed. Rather than getting frustrated, embrace the spontaneity and take a different route. You might find a new café or discover a beautiful park that you never knew existed.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Find that your crush just can't take a hint; they will invite you to a midnight wedding. SELFIE.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  A dog in Canada will steal your seat on the bus.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Today you will dance in a library for no apparent reason

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Your normally sound judgment will be clouded by irrational impulses. Avoid making any major decisions today.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Today you will spot a quite fat pigeon and will feel an inexplicable desire to pat its head

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  It might be nice to go outside, just be sure to wear sunscreen.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Your car will be possessed by a friendly ghost, they will only drive you to fun and interesting places today so sit back and enjoy the ride.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Today you will enjoy an intensely powerful orgasm, and will think you've found heaven.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  You are going to be so tired after today.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar