Friday, October 18, 2024
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You will meet an annoying person today. Give them coffee and a set square and they'll go away
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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An old colleague will message you asking for advice. Tell them what you think.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have a strange urge to dance today. Fortunately for you, your rhythm has gone on vacation and cannot be located. Extraordinarily bad dancing will occur regardless.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will find out you're a chimera pretending to craft meadows
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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The fairies in the garden have notes on your every move.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today will be a great day to try something new. Maybe a new type of food, or a new hobby like limbo dancing or bog snorkeling. Teeth whitening counts too.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A chance encounter with a venomous snake will test your ability to remain calm under pressure.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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An unusual bird will try to make friends with you. Consider letting your guard down, within reason.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You may not be the best, but you are the best for someone. Be there for that someone today.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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It's always good to have a laugh, especially at someone else's expense. Unless they're a baby, then you should probably just let them cry.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your refrigerator will develop the ability to spontaneously generate ice cream.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have a nice conversation with a stranger today. Maybe they will tell you about their hobby of bird-watching, and you will learn something new.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
