Monday, October 14, 2024
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At some point in the future you will meet a quartz elephant in Hong Kong.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Beware of mischievous fairies stealing your left socks and replacing them with right ones.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will win a big prize at some point in your life, but unfortunately it won't happen today.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will finally conquer a terrifying fear of elevators
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A bubble will appear on your ceiling today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your pillow will develop the ability to read your dreams and provide insightful analysis in the morning.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A dog in Canada will steal your seat on the bus.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You're currently in the middle of a 30-day waiting period for a hipster bar's loyalty card.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will receive a mysterious package containing a talking cactus.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be mistaken for a famous celebrity and asked for autographs.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Have you been eating bananas? That's good for you, you know.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Listen to your dreams: Keep a dream journal and look for hidden meanings in your nocturnal adventures.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar