Tuesday, October 8, 2024
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You'll finally master the art of flipping pancakes, and will briefly consider a career as a short-order chef. Your pancakes will taste great with lemon sauce.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You still use an old childhood nickname.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You are the chosen one, and the milk has been spilled. Today you will come into your new power.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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If someone surprises you with a gift, politely decline.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today, you'll suddenly find yourself addicted to exotic oils from an unusual massage parlor, causing you to check the expiration dates on all your moisturisers.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You know that thing you've been meaning to say to your crush? Don't say it tonight, they're having a bad day.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will find yourself at a farmers market, for some reason.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A bird will fly into your house today. It will have a message for you.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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This year, you will find your path to enlightenment through the art of avoiding small talk. Your ability to gracefully extract yourself from superficial conversations will be a testament to your quest for deeper connections.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will feel compelled to move to Hawaii.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Don't feel like you need to talk just for the sake of it. Sometimes silence is golden.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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When you put your left shoe on, you will know you are ready to face the day.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar