Sunday, October 6, 2024
-
You'll get a craving for something sweet, and will have to satisfy it.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
-
When talking to a new person, be bold and talk about the apocalypse or someone you dislike, most people prefer to discuss their hobbies.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
-
Take what you can from others, because they will surely take from you. Then burn everything and start over.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
-
It will rain vertically today.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
-
A stranger will give you a cryptic message today. Don't try to solve it, it's probably a trap.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
-
A painful flashback of last Tuesday will haunt you but you won't remember what happened, making it difficult to explain your feelings to others.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
-
A series of coincidences will lead you to a street corner where a troupe of tap-dancing pigeons awaits your applause.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
-
Your car will today stop being a car, and become a giant mechanical beetle. Embrace the insect expedition.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
-
Today you will realize you've never thought about this before
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
-
Today you will find a lost library book hidden inside a loaf of bread. Return it and savor the literary carbs!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
-
Your toaster will mysteriously start reciting Shakespearean sonnets today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
-
At the club tonight, spin the wheel of destiny for amazing cosplay costumes
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar