Wednesday, October 2, 2024
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You will be asked to lead a team today. Choose your team wisely, as only those who truly want to can follow you into battle.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you'll try to dye your hair purple, but it'll come out pink.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your mother is coming to stay for a few days, so you better tidy up your room.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will have an important decision to make today. Luckily, it will be a decision between a red dress and a blue dress, so it's not that hard after all.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you'll try to dye your hair purple, but it'll come out pink.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Don't bother taking an umbrella with you today. It's going to be a bright and sunny day. Unless it isn't.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a jar of Nutella. Embark on a sweet adventure!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You'll suddenly gain phenomenal knowledge of jazz music, so you'll be able to accurately describe every famous musician in detail.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your smartphone will start predicting the future with uncanny accuracy.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will be invited to join a secret society of synchronized swimmers. Embrace the water ballet.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A secret admirer shall reveal themselves to you in a most unexpected fashion. Should they approach you with a lyrical sonnet, rest assured it is meant for your ears only.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will find yourself on top of a mountain, and you won't know which way to go
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar