Tuesday, September 24, 2024
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You like ketchup more than you like people.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will realize that your co-worker is a celebrity
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will have a deep conversation with a flower today.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will be able to hear what animals think today. You will discover that they are just as confused about life as humans are. This will lead to a greater appreciation of the world around you and the shared experience of being alive.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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The scent of mocha coffee will recently invade your apartment, doubling your heart rate
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The cow has been drinking.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your favorite color will suddenly become green for unknown reasons.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will be surprised to see a wild platypus
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today, you will discover an unusually shaped cloud that eerily resembles your favourite childhood pet, bringing back cherished memories and a touch of nostalgia.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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If your hand's bigger than a lobster's, you're in for a shock.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Realise an awesome ability for secretly deciphering foreign languages. Bonjour.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will accidentally unlock your talents for spontaneous self combustion. Unleash the passion within!
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
