Sunday, September 22, 2024
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Today you will notice a divine symmetry in nature, and will have a great revelation
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll suddenly discover that you've developed the ability to time jump.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will receive some incredible news today. Just make sure you don't drop your phone while you're reading it.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Wake up, and enjoy your new daydream
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Find a ventriloquist's dummy and whisper a magic spell in its ear
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your usual mode of transportation will be substituted with a thrilling rollercoaster ride today. Hold on tight and enjoy the ups and downs of life.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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It's impossible to not smile when listening to Vivaldi's Four Seasons. That's just science.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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When you exit your office building today, you will discover a flock of flamingos grazing in the parking lot. This is an excellent omen for your creative energies, flamingos are known to symbolize adaptability and balance.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Something you have been seeking is right under your nose. You will find it, right after you realize that you have been breathing through your nose the entire time.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A unexpected visitor will bring news from a distant land, this will spark an interest in a new culture that will lead to great adventures.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will stumble upon a hidden library filled with books written by time-traveling authors. Get ready for mind-bending stories!
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A housemate of yours will have a bad day. You can try to cheer them up, or you can take the opportunity to prank them.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
