Saturday, September 21, 2024
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Do not look in the mirror today. At all.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will accidentally unlock secret powers to electromagnetize things.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Steal a hen from a farm with a Sagittarius girl
21 May – 20 Jun
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Beware of mischievous Gorgonzola planning evil schemes against the cheese aisle. Keep a close eye!
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Rescue is only one day away, hopefully
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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When the time comes, you will know what to do. Hopefully you'll know it before anyone else.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will have an encounter with a magical talking squirrel who grants wishes.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The best things in life are free. Especially if you stole them.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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5000 glares from a social Goose are inevitable.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A rainbow will follow you everywhere you go today, spreading joy and glitter.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your alarm clock will start playing catchy tunes in the morning, transforming waking up into a dance party.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you operate an alarm clock that can literally straight up kill you if you don't get up within the hour
19 Feb – 20 Mar
