Friday, September 20, 2024
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You will have a dream tonight that reveals the secret to eternal life. Upon waking, you will forget the secret, but the knowledge will linger in your subconscious, influencing your actions in subtle ways.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will accidentally turn your shower into a chocolate fountain. Indulge in a sweet bathing experience!
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will receive a phone call from a telemarketer who turns out to be your long-lost twin.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you shall embrace your inner child by taking a trip to a playground and partaking in some merry-go-round fun.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Brace yourself for an unexpected encounter with a talking plant that offers gardening advice.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will be visited by a celebrity chef who will share tropical recipes and culinary secrets with you.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will receive an unexpected proposal today, and you will be forced to choose between two equally good options. Choose the third option.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will have an intense dream about wrestling a jellyfish. Upon waking, you will feel a strange sense of confidence, as if you can tackle any challenge that comes your way. Use this newfound courage to face a difficult task you've been avoiding.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Move a mountain at the snap of your fingers today.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will embrace the challenges that come your way today, knowing that adversity is merely a hurdle at ankle height.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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The word " coordinator" is a verb. Coordinator. Coordinator. Coordinator.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A map will be crucial to your success today. Don't worry, you'll figure it out.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
