Wednesday, September 18, 2024
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You will turn off your computer and then immediately regret it
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will see someone you haven't seen since high school. They will be basically the same.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will discover a secret portal to a parallel universe behind your refrigerator.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you'll stumble upon an assortment of oddly shaped vegetables at the grocery store, inspiring creative cooking experiments.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will pick up a penny and reflect on how far you've come.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will find a four-leaf clover today. Unfortunately, it will be radioactive. This will lead to a complicated situation that you probably don't want to find yourself in.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will have the power of invisibility. Use it wisely and escape your enemies, but be careful not to lose yourself in the process.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your bathrobe will gain sentience and become your best friend
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You are a force to be reckoned with. So go out and reckon with something.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't feel like you need to finish every podcast series you start, listen to your desires.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will find luck in a penny.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Meet your four-year-old self today
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
