Thursday, September 12, 2024

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  Take a page from a lion's playbook

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  If you don't like a book, just remember, you don't have to finish it.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  A butterfly will land on your hand today and lead you to a hidden treasure in the woods. The treasure will be a small box decorated with quaint paintings of puppies.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  In the morning you will realize that your name is Mentos

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Beware of rogue pineapples plotting to take over the fruit aisle at your local grocery store.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Shoot a gale with a feather

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Today you will be well acquainted with the subject of bugs

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Today you will encounter a group of synchronized seagulls performing a water ballet at the beach.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  Today's lucky colour is blue. Or maybe it's just a nice colour. Anyway, today is a good day to wear it.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  A letter from Hogwarts is on its way to you.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Forgive vampires for being distrustful.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Don't give a Leo advice, they already know everything.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar