Monday, September 9, 2024
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Today you will discover you have a hidden talent for hypnotism. Prepare to mesmerize your whole neighborhood!
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Stop being so negative. There's at least one thing you can be positive about: your awesome and unique personality!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A butterfly will land on your hand today and lead you to a hidden treasure in the woods. The treasure will be a small box decorated with quaint paintings of puppies.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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There are ghosts in your bedroom.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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The next person to compliment you will be a secret agent from an alternate dimension. They will try to communicate with you using only Beatles songs. Listen carefully.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will receive an amazing christmas present you don't expect.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will surreptitiously check if travelers to Mars are slowly growing tails
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today is a good day to stay indoors.Hundreds of Forrest Gumps will sprint past your home, disrupting your routine, and littering their path with pennies.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will receive a parcel containing your name and address inside a leather wallet
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Expect a series of small miracles to occur throughout the day, from finding a parking spot easily to encountering a rainbow after a light rain.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A flock of random seagulls will serendade you with a rendition your favourite song.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you should take a road trip.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
