Friday, September 6, 2024
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Today you will eat an entire tub of ice cream meant for two people.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will accidentally pin down the secret of perpetual motion
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Pay attention to the unusual pattern on your morning toast, as it holds a hidden message that could guide you to the perfect pair of socks.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you will be overcome with the desire to point at things. Kindly direct this urge toward objects that are not alive and certainly not other people.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Look for your letter in the mirror.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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It might rain chocolate today.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your attempt to speak Spanish will end with your singing it at the wrong pitch and out of tune.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Don't step on the broken glass, it might cut your feet.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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That cute coworker you've been flirting with will eat at the hot desk next to you today. Seal the deal by offering them half your lunch. They'll be impressed by your generosity.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will stumble upon a forgotten photo album from your childhood. Rather than merely flipping through it, you will feel the urge to creatively repurpose the photos, perhaps making a collage or repurposing them into art pieces. Embrace your inner child.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Wrestle with a ninja Aquarius
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your hair will fall out but will grow back in a more glorious colour and texture.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
