Friday, August 16, 2024

Today you will encounter a group of synchronized dolphins performing a water ballet in the ocean.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr
Your morning coffee will mysteriously taste like pumpkin spice and lavender.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May
Today you'll suddenly discover you can trigger spontaneous puberty on youths by getting close to them

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun
You can run, but you can't hide. That is, unless you're a ghost. Then you can hide forever.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul
You will have a deep, philosophical conversation with a relative you rarely see. Whether it's about the meaning of life, the existence of aliens, or the proper way to load a dishwasher, it will leave you feeling enriched and grateful for people in your life.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug
What did I miss out on?

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep
A bird will poo on you today. Don't wash it off, the luck will wash away with the poo.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct
A flock of seagulls will interrupt your beach day today. They are trying to tell you something. It's up to you to decide what it is.

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov
When you put your left shoe on, you will know you are ready to face the day.

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec
Your refrigerator will develop the ability to spontaneously generate ice cream.

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan
Today you'll discover a rotating cylindrical object in your garage, leading to an exciting chase through the past.

Aquarius

20 Jan – 18 Feb
Your favourite pair or socks will start rapping about your wardrobe.

Pisces

19 Feb – 20 Mar