Monday, August 12, 2024

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  You will have a strong desire to dance with a stranger, and they will not refuse you.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Today you will make the perfect cup of tea

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Today, you will discover a new sense of self-awareness that will change your life forever. You will also discover that you are not alone in this universe.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Today you will be buried alive

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Nope, I got nothing

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Feel classy with Felicity today.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Today you will accidentally turn your bathtub into a jacuzzi filled with spaghetti.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Today you will be visited by a famous archaeologist – but she has terrible ideas about fancy dress. Lose the mustache.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  The best thing about Switzerland is I don't have to choose either Alps or Beach.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  Your hair will stand up today.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Haunt the Dead Sea with a Libra

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Auspiciously, a new bubble gum flavour shall reveal itself to you today. Taste not with hesitation, but with an open mind and repentless enthusiasm.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar