Sunday, July 14, 2024
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No one likes to be the banker in Monopoly.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be able to see memories as if they are floating in front of you today.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will be dared to do something mischievous and instinctively know not to refuse.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will be given a pack of puppy dogs to look after.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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From #PugLife memes to witty observations about pet parenting, your contributions to the world of canine camaraderie will be revered and adored.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you can't seem to decide what to feel
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will find a genie in a bottle, but they will be a genie of very few words and even fewer wishes. Essentially, they will only respond with "maybe" to all of your wishes. Genies are notoriously hard to please, after all.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today it will take you 2 hours to make one cup of tea
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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It’s not just a phase.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will experience an abundance of cacti in your life for no reason, but there is no cause for concern.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will accidentally turn your shower into a chocolate fountain. Indulge in a sweet bathing experience!
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The stock market is doing well, if you own stock in tofu nuggets.
19 Feb – 20 Mar