Monday, July 1, 2024
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An enigmatic stranger will profess their love for you online, but will abruptly cease all communication upon disclosure of your gender. Romance blossoms differently in the digital realm.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You may not be the best, but you are the best for someone. Be there for that someone today.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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If you've ever wanted to go on a beach vacation, now is the time to start packing!
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You'll find a four leaf clover today.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will never have to look for a car again.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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It is okay to be afraid. In fact, a little fear can be good for you. unless it's a fear of velcro, in which case, seek professional help.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will win the lottery.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will find a hidden room in your house. It will be very dusty.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will be invited to a dinner party tonight but when you arrive the hosts will have been taken over by pod people. Um, okay, maybe skip this one.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your appetite will noticeably decrease today, owing to the influx of lemons in your diet. Perhaps consider switching to limes.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today, you will find yourself inexplicably drawn to a garage sale, where you'll uncover a peculiar antique teapot.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
