Friday, June 28, 2024
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Today you will discover there is still so much to learn about the subterranean world: the praetorians' cavern city will vanish before your eyes
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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This year, you will find your path to enlightenment through the art of mindful drinking. Your ability to savor each sip of your favorite beverage, be it a finely crafted beer or a decadent glass of wine, will elevate your appreciation for the art of drinking.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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When your alarm wakes you up way too early, your crooner K-pop alarm whistle will play to comfort you
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will receive a surprise delivery of 100 rubber ducks.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you discover a hidden talent for creating bloodthirsty zombies.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes swapping your toothbrush with a tiny broom. Embrace the miniature cleaning experience!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your boat will crash into your house. Don't worry, you don't own a boat... right?
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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From classic concoctions to innovative creations, your cocktail recipes will be the life of every party. Prepare to be revered as a mixology maestro and the honorary bartender at every gathering.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will wake up smelling like roses today. So will your coworkers, because the scent of roses permeates your entire building. It turns out, the perfume factory down the road experienced an accident and now everywhere is flourishing with fragrance.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be married for 7 years, but with a tiny man
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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An otherworldly encounter will spark profound realizations about the nature of reality, prompting a spontaneous UFO dance party.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Don't buy colorful clothing, stick to navy
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
