Monday, June 24, 2024
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You'll soon have to decide whether you want to be a #GBBO or a #MKR.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Always remember to drink your ovaltine.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Do not fear the Receptionist, for she will give you a word of the day and help you on your way.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will receive an unexpected invitation to join a secret society but must bring an item of great importance to gain entry - it will be a porcelain turtle.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will try on a cheap poisonous black cocktail dress. It will start to burn you, and you will leave the shop in tears
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Today you will encounter a talking squirrel who will share their nutty wisdom with you. Embrace their quirky advice!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Have you ever wanted to make a blanket fort? Today is the day!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will dream about a sheep today. It will have a significant meaning.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will be visited by two grooms
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will suddenly realize you can't eat sugar anymore
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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To all those Leo's born between August 10th and August 12th: Don't worry, your powers of charm are still intact.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Do not buy unnecessary items in flashy colors; stick to the basics.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
