Thursday, June 6, 2024

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  At the club tonight, spin the wheel of destiny for amazing cosplay costumes

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Today you'll start craving strawberries and meet up with your bromance partner to decorate a hay barn for a romantic picnic and CRAZY the crazy sauces and textures ARE THAT GOOD.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  Today you will learn how to play the bagpipes.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  You will discover a secret superpower. Learn to levitate!

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  You'll suddenly be overcome by a witchy urge to play Dungeons & Dragons.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Are you ready for the challenge?

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  You will be invited to join a secret society of synchronized swimmers. Embrace the water ballet.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  A sunny day will turn into a stormy one as you suddenly develop the ability to control the weather with your mind. You will use this power for evil and cause a minor thunderstorm to ruin someone's outdoor picnic.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  You will discover the true meaning of the phrase "accidentally broke my elbow" today. Hopefully, this discovery will not involve paramedics.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a bag of crisps. Embark on a salty adventure!

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  Avoid using the word "klutz" today. Someone will take it personally.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Nope nope nope.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar