Thursday, May 2, 2024
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If you feel the need to express yourself through dancing today, do everyone a favour and skip the dance floor. Your dance moves are more rhythmic than a dying cat falling down a flight of stairs.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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5000 glares from a social Goose are inevitable.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your car will not start today. It's trying to tell you something.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Ask questions in Turkish (maybe).
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will receive a red letter in the mail today. Do not open it. It will be an important message in the future.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your workload today is going to skyrocket. Start getting ready!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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The birds are chirping, go outside and listen for a while.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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No matter how tempting it may be, you will not partake in the office birthday cake today, for fear of contracting the crabbies.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Tomorrow morning you will find yourself unexpectedly in a spaceship
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will dream about a deceased relative.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If you've ever wanted to go on a beach vacation, now is the time to start packing!
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you ever wanted to buy a boat, now is the perfect time.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
