Wednesday, March 6, 2024
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A mysterious messenger will deliver a coded message to you today. Don't try to decipher it; instead, use it as a decorative paperweight and move on with your day.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Like two jigsaw pieces fitting seamlessly together, so too shall you find your soulmate today. Pay attention to the little coincidences and fleeting moments, for they shall bring you closer to this heavenly union.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Don't be afraid to speak up if something's wrong. But maybe today is a good day to practice letting others take the lead in conversation.
21 May – 20 Jun
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A feeling of helplessness will wash over you today as you confront the enormity of global issues. Take small actions to make a difference and don't lose hope.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your keen observational skills will be needed today, so try to avoid gazing at your navel. There's a difference between being introspective and being unaware.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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If you are in a meeting and can't understand what everyone is talking about, it's probably because they are all speaking a made-up language invented solely for the purpose of mocking you. Shake your head in disapproval, but secretly be flattered.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have an intense craving for ice cream today, no matter the temperature. Find a way to satisfy this craving in a healthy and sustainable manner.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will embrace the wisdom and company of friends both young and old.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will have the power of invisibility. Use it wisely and escape your enemies, but be careful not to lose yourself in the process.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will experience an abundance of cacti in your life for no reason, but there is no cause for concern.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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The fates conspire to bless your endeavours in the realm of love today. Should you kiss a stranger on the subway, rest assured they shall not be a stranger for long.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Turkish eggs are dashed forever.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
