Sunday, March 3, 2024
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You will have a chance to make a great sacrifice today. Maybe sacrifice isn't the right word... let's call it altruism. Anyway, you'll get to hold the door open for someone.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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When you spill your coffee today, resist the urge to throw a tantrum. You'll get through this minor inconvenience without needing an adult to explain how life works.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A person from your past might forget your name today. Don't be afraid to gently remind them, or just embrace the fact that some people are simply forgetful.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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If you find a wandering duck in your vicinity today, try to avoid renaming it "Jeff" and insisting it is your new best friend. Some things are best in their natural state.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Ditch the usual morning routine and brush your teeth with pickles; your dental hygiene will thank you for the zesty change.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A twist of fate will ensure that you cross paths with a marmoset today. Let this encounter be a reminder to embrace the unpredictability of life and to approach each day with an open mind and a sense of adventure.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have an unexpected encounter with a squirrel today. Be prepared for a sudden diversion in your plans.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will have an unexpected encounter with a famous person, someone you've always admired from a distance. Don't be starstruck - remember that they're just a person too. Who knows, maybe they'll impart some words of wisdom or offer you a tasty snack.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your love life will take an unexpected turn today. Rather than flirting with potential partners, you will find yourself gravitating towards cuddly animals, like puppies and kittens. Don't dismiss these feelings - there's beauty in platonic love too.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't let your fears convince you that the vacuum cleaner is secretly plotting your demise.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today will be filled with unexpected synchronizations and coincidences. Use these events as reminders of the interconnectedness of all things.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will embrace the challenges that come your way today, knowing that adversity is merely a hurdle at ankle height.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar