Thursday, February 22, 2024
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Don't forget to drink lots of water today, and maybe even consume a juicy piece of fruit or tooosus.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will experience an odd gust of wind from an unexpected direction today, wait for it and be prepared.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will discover a hidden talent for speaking fluent llama
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will feel an unusual desire to organize your sock drawer today. Not just straightening it out, but implementing a wholly new organizational system, possibly categorized by color, thickness, or a made-up category like " Levels of Awesome."
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will be able to hear what animals think today. You will discover that they are just as confused about life as humans are. This will lead to a greater appreciation of the world around you and the shared experience of being alive.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will uncharacteristically lose a fierce debate, despite having the most logical argument.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your morning coffee will mysteriously taste like pumpkin spice and lavender.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A random object will unlock hidden talents, maybe
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today would be a great day to start learning how to knit. You can make your own sweaters and socks, and maybe even a scarf for your pet lizard.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your love life will take a turn for the spontaneous today. Expect passionate kisses and whirlwind romance, or at the very least an unexpectedly steamy encounter with a stranger on the escalator.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A colour will catch your eye today. Whatever you do, don't look at it directly. It's not worth risking eternal damnation just for a glance at the azure abyss.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you've always dreamed of discovering extraterrestrial life, today could be a great day to start researching and learning about alien archaeology.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
