Saturday, February 10, 2024
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A unique opportunity to hug a tree presents itself. Embrace it (literally and figuratively).
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will forget what you were worried about last night as soon as you wake up. Unfortunately, the anxiety will simply transfer to a different aspect of your life, manifesting as an intense fear of teleportation. Try to stay grounded today (literally and metaphorically).
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will dream of being a kite today, but remember that while kites enjoy the breeze, they are also at the mercy of it.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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From nuanced Twitter exchanges to insightful forum debates, your eloquence and logical prowess will be unparalleled.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will find yourself suddenly able to understand what dogs are saying. They are actually speaking an advanced form of Latin, and you will be astounded at how much they complain about their owners. Do not be alarmed when all the dogs start howling at noon.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A reminder that no matter how bad things seem, there's always a bright side. Sometimes we need a little nudge to help us see the good in life.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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The letters of the alphabet will spontaneously begin to rearrange themselves today, causing words to lose their meaning and for spoken language to take on an enchanting new melody.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will have a deep, philosophical conversation with a relative you rarely see. Whether it's about the meaning of life, the existence of aliens, or the proper way to load a dishwasher, it will leave you feeling enriched and grateful for people in your life.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will find a message in a bottle on the beach. Sadly, it will be in Latin and the only Latin you know is "magna cattus navitas"
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A stranger will give you a cryptic message today. Don't try to solve it, it's probably a trap.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If you're feeling tired today, consider taking a nap. Sleep is the best medicine for most things (except maybe hunger).
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Don't get fizzy, stick to the flat variety today.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
