Thursday, February 1, 2024
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Expect a series of small miracles to occur throughout the day, from finding a parking spot easily to encountering a rainbow after a light rain.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A moon eclipse predicts an important decision you will need to make about your life path - fate or destiny?
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A feeling of restlessness will overtake you today. Fortunately, this feeling will propel you to clean and organize your closet, resulting in a productive use of this energy.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will have a dream about performing a choreographed dance number, but when you try to replicate it in real life, it will turn into a viral meme. Consider this a warning to perhaps avoid dancing in public.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You are a born foodie, and this year your taste buds will embark on a journey like no other. From discovering exotic ingredients to mastering mouthwatering recipes, your culinary adventures will be lauded by food critics and envy-inducing on social media.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Do not make online purchases of shoes, for they will inevitably be sharper and more uncomfortable than you anticipated.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An unusual cosmic energy will cause an abundance of cacti to appear in your life, which you will need to learn to live with and appreciate, despite the spines and general dryness.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A mysterious ailment will plague you today, with symptoms including an intense itch and a persistent ringing in your ears. Don't worry, it will all disappear by midnight.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will eat an entire tub of ice cream meant for two people.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A spaceship will appear over your home, and you will rush outside to greet the aliens. They ignore you except by giving you a large brown box marked "take me". Don't open it, as it is probably best not to interfere with alien agendas or redistribute their swag.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will have a fateful encounter with a pineapple today. Take it as a sign to make some big life changes.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you eat spicy food today, you will have excellent sex tomorrow.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
