Thursday, January 25, 2024
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That stubborn stain on your favourite shirt? It's not coming out anytime soon, no matter how hard you scrub. Sometimes it's better to let go and move on.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today, you will discover the undeniable appeal of spontaneous naps. Even if you can't sleep, just enjoy the peace and quiet. You deserve it.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will find a four-leaf clover today. Don't eat it, it looks disgusting and is probably poisonous.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will confidently navigate your way through the buffet table, resisting the temptation to pile your plate high with treats.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A syncronistic series of events will lead you to discover a hidden tunnel beneath your local library, revealing a community of harmless yet mischievous gnomes.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will accidentally order way too much takeout, and it will be glorious.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A stranger's envy will manifest as a subconscious tendency to copy your mannerisms today. Notice this and smile, but keep your secrets.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will find a dead beetle in your coffee today. Throw it out and get a new one. Try to enjoy your day, dead beetle vibes are not contagious.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You'll have a chance to show off your flirting skills at the bowling alley or duck pond and uncover a new side of your ping pong game.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your lucky color today is cerulean amber - incorporate it into your outfit to bring good fortune.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will forget the date today and spontaneously book a trip to Bora Bora for next month.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A butterfly will land on your hand today and lead you to a hidden treasure in the woods. The treasure will be a small box decorated with quaint paintings of puppies.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
