Friday, January 19, 2024
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You might feel overwhelmed by the number of tabs open in your browser right now. Consider prioritizing and closing some of them, or just embrace the chaos.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will have the strongest craving for ice cream, and it will have to be satisfied with an ice cream sundae bigger than your head.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your day will involve a lot of emailing. Luckily, most of the emails will be about lunch, so at least you know what you're having tomorrow.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Aphrodite herself will emerge from the depths of the ocean to bless you with irresistible allure today. You will have to resist the urge to take advantage of this power, knowing that true love lies in the freedom to choose.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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That persistent itching you keep ignoring is trying to tell you something. Stop scratching and go to the doctor already.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your significant other will text you unexpectedly today. You'll be excited to hear from them, but unfortunately, they'll only message you to ask if you forgot to take out the trash.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will come across a cute dog and an angry seagull, follow their path ahead of you.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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On the topic of tests, don't try to impress a teacher this week. They've seen it all before and probably have tenure anyway.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Good vibes only today! You possess the power to radiate positive energy, so use it to brighten someone's day and brighten your own outlook.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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The number 666 will bring you luck
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A painful flashback of last Tuesday will haunt you but you won't remember what happened, making it difficult to explain your feelings to others.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your critics are just jealous of your success. Remember that the next time they accuse you of not knowing how to correctly use a fork.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
