Wacky Horoscopes

Experiment with automatic writing: Allow your subconscious to take control of your pen and see what messages flow onto the page.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

If you take public transport today, expect the unexpected! Maybe the driver will talk to you or play your favourite song. You never know what surprises the day may bring.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

A strike will disrupt your plans to meet your mother for brunch - enjoy your Turkish eggs in peace anyway.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

Solar cleansing: stare at the sun and count to ten to rid yourself of today's bad luck.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You will have a very unlucky day today. Fortunately, your bad luck will mysteriously rub off on others around you, leaving you relatively unaffected. Be careful who you spend time with today.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

You will have the incredible ability to communicate with plants today. They will thank you for watering them and compliment you on your choice of pots.

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Don't underestimate the power of tattoo removal today.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Shout "BOO" at someone who is suffering from hiccups, and it might help them get rid of them.

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will make the perfect cup of tea

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

A chance encounter with a charismatic and eccentric artist will lead to an invitation to join them in an epic quest to discover the meaning of life through interpretive dance.

Don't hold onto grudges or resentment; instead, let go of negative emotions and focus on the present moment. Not only will this make you feel lighter, but it will also improve your relationships with others. Remember, forgiveness is a gift you give to yourself.