Wednesday, December 13, 2023
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Today you will find a lost sock and realize it's actually a gateway to a parallel universe. Good luck finding its pair!
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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An ancient menagerie of animals will gather around you, ready to perform a show.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will encounter a group of dancing penguins who insist on teaching you their moves.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Wear blue if you want to remain invisible.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your teeth will feel particularly clean today.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The stars are aligning for you to start that podcast you've been thinking about.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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The moon will ask you to be its partner.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will discover a hidden talent for speaking fluent dolphin. Prepare for deep conversations in the ocean.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will receive a call from a number you don't recognise.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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When you meet a new friend today, they will become your emergency contact.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will accidentally dye your hair neon green.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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All Virgos are beautiful. This is an indisputable fact.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
